Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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