Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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