He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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