I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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