it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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