JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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