did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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