Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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