You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Randomize