Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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