Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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