i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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