I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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