u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize