Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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