I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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