Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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