This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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