there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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