so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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