you guys were way drunker than both of me
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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