I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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