Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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