We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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