When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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