thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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