It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sober January is a disaster.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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