Have you finally orgasmed yet?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
send nudes
from the living room?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize