how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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