Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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