I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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