well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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