I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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