The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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