carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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