who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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