quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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