I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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