Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize