What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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