If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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