I love black thongs
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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