Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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