It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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