She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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