She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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