A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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