My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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