Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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