Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize